Inkwater 005 — Midlife Vintage Map T-Shirt | Funny Midlife Crisis Birthday Tee
This lightweight cotton tee wears like a well-loved map. The front features a vintage-style cartographic print — aged parchment tones, a compass rose, sea serpents in the margins, and hand-lettered regions — illustrated in the manner of an antique explorer's chart. Soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable for everyday wear. A retail fit and classic crew neckline let the map artwork sit front-and-centre while remaining easy to layer. It's the kind of shirt you reach for when you want something quiet, thoughtful, and a little adventurous in your wardrobe — and it makes a great gift for the map-lover, the daydreamer, or anyone who appreciates a clever bit of cartography.
A few notes: every Inkwater design is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, with a smooth surface that holds fine detail. Sizing runs true with a relaxed-but-tailored retail fit; size up for a looser drape. Available across a range of colours to suit the parchment-and-ink artwork.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline—neat, casual silhouette that layers easily
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Printed map artwork using high-detail print methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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